Greg Gutfeld: Rumors Of GOP's Death "Have Been Greatly Exaggerated"
GREG GUTFELD: Look, hereâ€™s what is needed in a nominee: someone you donâ€™t have to explain, someone that doesnâ€™t need me or you to defend his clumsy retorts. And I donâ€™t want a witch. Feel free to cast aspersions, but not spells. But I also want a fighter â€” someone who wants to win and wonâ€™t roll over on a debate on Benghazi because a consultant told him to. I want someone who cheerfully destroys the liberal lie that achievement is selfish and that earning your keep means others will starve. And this person must realize they are fighting two fronts â€” the Democrats and the media, and the only way to beat them is to shine a light on them with humor.
So to paraphrase Mark Twain: Rumors of the Republican Partyâ€™s death have been greatly exaggerated, because the Republicans have a secret weapon: the Democrats. While we may have a different Republican savior every week, there is a constant we can count on: the inherent bankruptcy of liberal ideas. Oh, and also that Joe Biden will say something really stupid. Heâ€™s the best thing to happen to the Republicans since Dana Perino. (h/t Jeff Poor/Daily Caller)