Jimmy Kimmel's Full Performance At 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner
Comedian Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner at the Washington, D.C. Hilton on April 28, 2012. Some of Kimmel's funnier jokes are below.
Kimmel: "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are ribeye and seeing-eye."
Kimmel: "Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."
Kimmel: "Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don't have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you."
Kimmel: "I'd like everyone to look under their seats. You'll find a copy of Keith Olbermann's resume."
Kimmel: "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda."
Kimmel: "There's a term for President Obama. Not two terms."