Comedian Jimmy Kimmel hosts the 2012 White House Correspondents' Dinner at the Washington, D.C. Hilton on April 28, 2012. Some of Kimmel's funnier jokes are below.
Kimmel: "Last week we learned that the president's two favorite steaks are ribeye and seeing-eye."
Kimmel: "Remember when the country rallied around you in hopes of a better tomorrow? That was hilarious."
Kimmel: "Democrats would like you to stick to your guns. And if you don't have any guns, you can ask Eric Holder to get some for you."
Kimmel: "I'd like everyone to look under their seats. You'll find a copy of Keith Olbermann's resume."
Kimmel: "It doesn't matter if you're black, like President Obama, or white, like President Obama, or red, like President Obama's agenda."
Kimmel: "There's a term for President Obama. Not two terms."
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